I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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