If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
sex in a hospital.. check
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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