you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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