um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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