We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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