You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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