After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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