my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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