I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her vagine was all disorganized.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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