This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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