I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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