we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oh god the rape fog is back!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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