I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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