I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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