Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I bet he comes in French.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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