I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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