Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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