I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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