Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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