My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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