So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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