I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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