so that wasnt chicken after all
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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