If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.