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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now

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• (559): View more from California

  We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (925): View more from California

  You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.

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