My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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