all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..