thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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