just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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