she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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