I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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