This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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