You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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