yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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