It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have feelings that need drinking.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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