i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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