just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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