why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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