First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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