I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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