He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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