Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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How external is "for external use only"?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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