Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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