so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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