It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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