Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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