I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he puts the penis in happiness.
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In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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