OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's blow job season.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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