I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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