i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
