well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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