What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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