The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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