Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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