Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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