so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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