The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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