is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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