I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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