she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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